About

Wind and words. We are only human, and the gods have fashioned us for love. That is our great glory, and our great tragedy.

Good dawning to thee, friend,

I’m a modest lady, who likes nothing more than stamp collecting with the right man.

The first thing people usually notice about me is my brave personality, closly followed by my smashing elbows. I hope you will find my elbows to be as special as new born kittens, and my fingernails as awesome as the first moon landing.

I work as a gardener, helping students. This allows me to exercise my skills: investigating crooks and cooking. My idol is Kim Kardashian. When I’m struggling with my job, I think of Kim Kardashian and feel inspired to continue. I once saw Kim Kardashian at a petrol station, so I feel we have a deep connection – almost spiritual, like the mist on an autumn day, or similar.

Fight a dragon
Write a sonnet that captures your beauty
Become the best gardener I can be
Help all the students in the world

If you’re the right man for me, you’ll be giving and virtuous. You won’t be afraid to laugh and will have a healthy respect for personal freedom.

My ideal date would involve football in Cornwall with a fluffy man by my side. While we’re there, I write poetry about your skinny eyelashes under the light of the moon.

The right woman’s smile will light up my day like somebody igniting a sparkler on a particularly stormy November 5th. Your skinny eyelashes will make me tremble like sitting on a park bench when a double decker bus rattles by.

When you play The Game Of Love, you win or you die.

Until younder

Orena